Sailor Moon (North American Version)
Episode 97 "Tainted Tea Party"
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WE'VE BEEN FAR TOO BUSY LATELY
PLANNING TO COME AND JOIN
WITH A NEW FLOOD OF HEART
SNATCHERS AND OTHER ENEMIES
TO START BABYSITTING YOU.
SO, WHETHER YOU'RE RINI
OR SAILOR MINI MOON, PLEASE
DON'T MAKE ANY MORE TROUBLE
FOR US THAN WE HAVE ALREADY.
I WON'T PUNISH YOU
UNLESS I HAVE TO.
()
FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
NEVER RUNNING
FROM A REAL FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE WILL NEVER TURN
HER BACK ON A FRIEND
SHE IS ALWAYS THERE
TO DEFEND
SHE IS THE ONE ON
WHOM WE CAN DEPEND
SHE'S THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR...
SAILOR VENUS!
SAILOR MERCURY!
SAILOR MARS!
SAILOR JUPITER!
THE SECRET POWERS
ARE SO NEW TO HER
SHE IS ONE
NAMED SAILOR MOON
()
FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
WHEN THE SAILORS
GET TO HELP FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE
SAILOR MOON!
>> HI, EVERYBODY.
I'M RINI, ALSO KNOWN AS
SAILOR MINI MOON.
I'VE COME BACK TO YOUR WORLD
OF THE 21st CENTURY
TO STUDY AND TRAIN AMONG
THE OTHER SAILOR SCOUTS.
I HOPE YOU'RE ALL GONNA GIVE ME
A HAND WHILE I'M HERE.
>> NO ONE WARNED US
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME.
WHO SENT YOU LIKE THAT
WITHOUT WARNING?
>> MY MOM GAVE ME
A LETTER TO SHOW YOU.
I'VE GOT IT HERE WITH ME.
>> WELL, THEN, GIVE IT TO ME.
>> MINA, WHY DON'T YOU
READ IT ALOUD?
>> (yelling)
>> YEAH, OKAY, LET'S SEE.
THERE WE GO.
"WE APPRECIATE YOUR OFFER OF
COMPLETING THE TRAINING
OF OUR DEAR RINI.
WE ARE VERY GRATEFUL
AND HOPE YOU WILL LOOK AFTER
OUR DAUGHTER.
THANK YOU."
THAT'S IT.
>> REALLY?
THERE'S NO MORE?
>> AFTER ALL,
IT'S REALLY SURPRISING,
BECAUSE QUEEN SERENITY IS
VERY MUCH LIKE SERENA HERSELF.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
>> YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT, LUNA.
JUST LOOK.
I READ THIS WITH
MY IMAGINATION.
>>> (gasping)
>> HOW COULD YOU READ IT?
IT'S NOTHING BUT SYMBOLS.
>> THERE ARE A FEW LETTERS,
BUT THEY'RE HALF ERASED.
>> YOU SHOULD TRY AND LOOK
IN THE DICTIONARY.
>> MAYBE SHE'S TOO LAZY
TO LOOK UP THE WORDS.
>> I KNEW SHE REALLY WAS SERENA.
>> ENOUGH!
WE HAVE TO THINK ABOUT
WHAT WE'LL DO WITH RINI, OKAY?
>> I WONDER WHAT KIND OF
TRAINING HER MOTHER HAD IN MIND?
>> IF SHE WANTS US TO TRAIN HER
IN THE WAYS OF PRINCESS,
IT'D BE POINTLESS
LEARNING FROM SERENA.
>> WHAT IF SHE LEARNS
ALL THE BAD HABITS
SERENA SEEMS TO KNOW?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
THE FUTURE MARS TOLD ME
TO LOOK OUT AND WARNED ME
THAT SERENA WAS CARELESS
AND A BIT SELFISH AND CLUMSY.
>> AHHH!
RAYE!
>> I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!
IT WAS THE FUTURE MARS
WHO DID IT.
CUT IT OUT, SERENA!
>>> (screeching)
>> DON'T WORRY.
I'M VERY DIFFERENT FROM SERENA.
I'M NOT CLUMSY AT ALL.
>> IF THERE'S ANYTHING
WE CAN DO TO HELP,
DON'T HESITATE TO ASK, RINI.
>> THANKS!
I'LL GO OUT AND START
MY TRAINING NOW!
SEE YOU!
>>> HMM?
>> OH, THERE'S SOMETHING MORE
IN THAT LETTER.
IT SAYS:
"P.S. DEAR SERENA:
IN THE 21st CENTURY,
IT'S BEEN MY EXPERIENCE
THAT IT IS ALWAYS BEST TO
STUDY HARD WHEN ONE IS YOUNG,
AND I HOPE YOU FOLLOW
THIS PRINCIPLE."
>>> HUH?
>> THERE'S NO MORE.
>> AS IF SHE LIKES STUDYING.
>> I HATE STUDYING!
WAHH!
>> IT'S GREAT BEING
IN THE 21st CENTURY.
I CAN CRUISE THROUGH
MY STUDIES HERE.
>> (flashback)
LISTEN, MY LITTLE PRINCESS.
WHEN YOU TRAVEL TO
THE 21st CENTURY, THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING FOR YOU WILL BE
TO LEARN TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS.
>>YOU WANT ME TO MAKES FRIENDS?
>>THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'LL SEE THAT THROUGH
SOME CHANCE MEETINGS, FATE WILL
BRING DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES
AND PRIZED FRIENDSHIPS.
>>> (children chattering)
>> HUH?
A VALUABLE FRIENDSHIP?
(toy squeaking)
OH!
(toy squeaking)
HMM... HUH?
(gasping)
(thinking)
COULD THIS BOY BE
A VALUABLE FRIENDSHIP?
UM, EXCUSE ME.
I FOUND THIS FIGURINE.
DOES IT BELONG TO YOU?
>> SURE, IT'S MINE.
DOES IT BOTHER YOU?
HE'LL BE YOUR FRIEND
IF YOU DANCE FOR IT.
>> (groaning)
>> WE COULD BOTH NAB
SOME SODA CANS, AND WE'LL
SHAKE THEM SO THE BUBBLES COULD
BURST ALL OVER.
>> UH... OH!
>> HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?
DID YOU HURT YOURSELF?
YOU SHOULDN'T RUN AWAY
LIKE THAT.
YOU SEE, YOU'LL ONLY
HURT YOUR KNEES.
IT'S OKAY.
STAY WHERE YOU ARE.
I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
>> OH!
>> AHH, I'M IN TROUBLE!
IN THE NAME OF THE MOON!
>> YOU'D BETTER HAVE
A GOOD EXPLANATION
WHEN WE GET HOME, SON!
>> IT'S ALL HER FAULT!
>> I'M GETTING YOU
A NEW UNDERWEAR NOW!
>> (thinking)
WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO MAKE
ASMANY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE,
BUT SHE SHOULD SEND ALONG
BETTER ONES.
HUH?
(gasping)
SHE LOOKS REALLY NICE!
HUH?
AW!
I THOUGHT SHE'D GONE
THROUGH HERE.
>> (Darien)
HI THERE, RINI!
>> DARIEN!
(laughing)
DARIEN, IT'S YOU!
I'VE COME TO THIS CENTURY
FOR SOME SPECIAL TRAINING,
YOU KNOW.
>> SOME TRAINING?
>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT MOM AND DAD
THINK WILL BE BEST FOR ME
IN THE FUTURE.
>> OHHH...
WELL, RINI, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
THAT DARIEN WAS WITH ME FIRST!
OHH!
>> UH?
HE CAN BE WITH ME
FOR A LITTLE BIT.
>> NO WAY, LITTLE BRAT!
LEAVE HIM ALONE!
>> NO, I WANT
DARIEN TO CARRY ME AROUND!
>> STOP THAT, SERENA!
STOP IT!
>> I'LL GIVE YOU A NICE BIT
OF POPCORN, DARIEN.
>> LEAVE HIM ALONE!
GIVE IT TO ME!
>> EAT IT!
>> WELL, LOOKS LIKE
A COUPLE OF PARENTS WITH
AN OUT-OF-CONTROL KID.
HI THERE!
LONG TIME NO SEE, LITTLE RINI.
>> (Serena)
AMARA, MICHELLE!
>> FANTASTIC!
YOU'RE THE BEST COUSINS
IN THE WORLD!
>> OH, ZIP IT, RINI!
THEY'RE NOT YOUR REAL COUSINS.
YOU ALREADY HAVE
A COMPLETE FAMILY.
OOH...
AND BESIDES, YOU SEEM TO HAVE
FORGOTTEN I'M STILL YOUR REAL
MOTHER IN ANOTHER CENTURY.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
IT'S GOTTA BE A MISTAKE!
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE
MY MOTHER IN THE FUTURE!
ONLY DARIEN AS PRINCE.
>> YOU'VE GOTTA KNOW.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> UHH!
AHH!
CAN'T YOU STOP FIGHTING
EVEN FOR A MINUTE?
>>> (moaning)
>> (giggling)
WE WERE THINKING OF GOING
TO A TEA HOUSE.
WOULD YOU THREE LIKE
TO COME ALONG WITH US?
>> NO, THANKS,
MAYBE ANOTHER TIME.
>> OH, GREAT IDEA!
I'M DYING FOR
A NICE BOWL OF TEA.
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!
AND TO GO WITH THE TEA, MAYBE
A CAKE, AND SOME ICE CREAM,
OR SOME COOKIES!
OR MAYBE EVEN
A COUPLE OF PUDDINGS WITH
SOME NICE FRUIT, TOO!
>> HUH?
>> OOH... A TEA CEREMONY.
>>> HUH?
>> (gasping)
WOW, IT'S HER!
>> THAT'S TAMAS ABORO.
SHE'S THE PRINCIPAL OF
THE ABORO KOSHI SCHOOL,
WHERE THEY TEACH THE ART
OF PREPARING AND SERVING TEA.
>> I WELCOME YOU ALL
TO MY HUMBLE TEA HOUSE.
>> HMM?
HMM, HMM?
OHH!
>> THIS MUST BE FATE!
>> (laughing)
I LOVE TEA.
THE WHOLE CEREMONY OF PREPARING
AND SERVING IT IS SO RELAXING.
(chuckling)
MMM...
OHH!
DARN IT, IT'S TOO HOT!
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
>> YES, IF YOU THINK
THE TEA MASTER IS THE ONE.
HMM...
EVERYTHING'S READY, DOCTOR.
>> GOOD.
THEN I'LL START PREPARING
A NEW DIAMOND POD
THAT FITS THE JOB PERFECTLY.
(laughing maniacally)
(machinery whirring)
(sizzling)
>> CHAGARMA!
>> (Serena groaning)
(thinking)
HOW CAN THEY STAND IT?
MY FEET ARE KILLING ME.
MY LEGS HURT.
MY FEET ARE COMPLETELY NUMB
BY NOW.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
LET'S GO HOME.
>> YOU'RE SUCH A CRYBABY,
SERENA.
>> (groaning)
>> (Amara)
YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL, RINI.
YOU'RE ACTING MORE GROWN-UP
THAN SERENA.
>> OH, WOW, I LOVE CANDIES!
THEY'RE SO NICE!
I COULD EAT A WHOLE DOZEN!
HMM?
>> (humming)
>> AWW...
(gasping)
>> (giggling)
(laughing)
WAHH!
WHOOOO!
OHHH...
WHOA!
(yelping)
(gasping)
>>> WAHHH!
>> IF YOU'RE NOT
COMFORTABLE LIKE THAT,
YOU CAN STRETCH YOUR LEGS.
>> (giggling)
NO, THANKS.
I'M OKAY LIKE THAT.
>> HMM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
SOMETHING DIFFERENT NOW?
AHHH...
>> SHE'S A TRUE TEA MASTER.
>> SHE HAS A KIND
AND TRUE HEART, DOESN'T SHE?
>>> HUH?
>> THE MASTER IS TRYING TO MAKE
US RELAX BECAUSE SHE KNOWS
THE TEA CEREMONY SEEMS VERY LONG
AND INTENSE FOR FIRST-TIMERS.
>> IT'S PRETTY RISKY TO DO
A JUGGLING ACT WITH
AN ANTIQUE BOWL.
THAT MUST BE WORTH
AN ABSOLUTE FORTUNE.
>> (gasping)
WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT
WITH A FORTUNE?
>> THERE'S NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
>> NO, NO, NO!
STOP, STOP, PLEASE!
IT'S FAR TOO VALUABLE!
STOP!
I CAN'T WATCH!
WHOA!
AHHH!
>> AHH!
>> UHH!
>> OH!
>>> HUH?
>> (Serena groaning)
>> WE'RE REALLY SORRY!
>> YES, EXCUSE US!
>> THAT WAS REALLY AWFUL.
YOU ACTED SO DITZY IN THERE,
AND YOU MADE US ALL LOOK
RIDICULOUS IN FRONT OF
THE MASTER.
YOU'RE AWFUL, SERENA.
>> I KNOW.
I MADE SUCH A FOOL OF MYSELF IN
FRONT OF AMARA AND MICHELLE.
>> THAT'S TOTALLY YOUR PROBLEM.
>> OOH, LITTLE NERD!
>> SERENA...
>> OOH...
>> I GUESS YOU LIKE TAMAS ABORO,
DON'T YOU, RINI?
>> HMM?
UHH...
WELL, YOU SEE, MY MOTHER TOLD ME
BEFORE I LEFT HER: MAKE FRIENDS
WITH AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN
IN THE 21st CENTURY.
SO MANY NEW ACQUAINTANCES COULD
BRING ME INVALUABLE FRIENDSHIP.
>> IS THAT RIGHT?
I IMAGINE THAT IN THE WORLD
YOU LIVE IN IN THE FUTURE,
YOU MIGHT HAVE
VERY FEW FRIENDS TO PLAY WITH.
>> WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO
BEFORE, RINI?
I WOULD HAVE HELPED YOU MEET
NEW PEOPLE.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
YOU WOULD HAVE ONLY MADE THINGS
A BIG MESS.
>> OOH...
>> SERENA, COME ON!
TAKE IT EASY!
NOW WE KNOW WHY SHE'S HERE.
RINI, GIVE SERENA A CHANCE.
YOU SHOULD BOTH MAKE UP
AND BE FRIENDS AGAIN.
>> HUH?
>> HMM?
>>> HMM.
>> YOU SEE?
I'LL LEARN TO WALK
AND WEAR THE KIMONO
TO IMPRESS HER.
>> TRY NOT TO GET
MY KIMONO DIRTY ALREADY.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU LENT IT TO ME BECAUSE YOU
DON'T WEAR IT ANYMORE.
>> I STILL DON'T WANT
YOU TO MESS IT UP JUST
SO YOU CAN IMPRESS A MASTER!
>> I WANNA BE TAKEN ON
AS A STUDENT AT HER SCHOOL.
>> WELL, IT'S MINE!
(gasping)
EUCHIAL!
>>> (gasping)
SHE'S JUST GONE INTO
TAMAS ABORO'S HOUSE!
UHH... UHH... WAH!
>> LUNA!
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING LIKE THAT?
>> I'M STUCK!
IT'S TOO SMALL
TO GET THROUGH THERE!
HELP ME!
>> NO WONDER YOU'RE STUCK.
YOU EAT SWEETS TOO MUCH, SERENA.
>> THAT'S NOT MUCH HELP!
GRAB AND PULL!
(screeching)
>> OH, NO!
I'LL HAVE TO WORK
ON THESE STOPS!
(crashing)
>> (gasp)
>> WOW, I THINK
I RAN OFF THE ROAD.
>> ARE YOU OKAY?
WHO ARE YOU?
>> CAPTURE!
>> AHH!
(screaming)
>> TRANSFORM NOW!
MOON PRISM POWER!
WUH... UHH!
UHH!
>> OH, THAT WAS EASY.
>> NO!
>> HUH?
>> I'LL NEVER LET YOU STEAL
TAMAS ABORO'S HEART, YOU FIEND!
I'M APPRENTICE SAILOR SCOUT!
I STAND FOR JUSTICE!
I STAND FOR LOVE!
I'M SAILOR MINI MOON!
>> COME OUT, HEART SNATCHER!
>> I'LL PUNISH YOU IN THE NAME
OF THE MOON OF THE FUTURE!
>> WHAT'S THAT YOU SAID?
>> I'LL PUNISH YOU IN THE NAME
OF THE MOON OF THE FUTURE!
>> AND I SHOULD BE AFRAID?
HA!
>> CHAGARMA!
>> GET OUT OF HERE
AND GET RID OF THAT LITTLE PEST.
>> OOH!
OHH!
>> (yelping)
AHH!
UHH!
>> QUICK, CHAGARMA,
SNATCH THAT HEART CRYSTAL!
>> WORLD... SHAKING!
>> HUH?
UHH!
>> NEPTUNE DEEP SUBMERGE!
>> UHH!
>> OHH!
>> OUT OF THE FUTURE,
INTO THE PRESENT!
I FIGHT FOR JUSTICE!
I'M SAILOR URANUS!
>> OUT OF THE OCEANS OF
THE FUTURE AND INTO THE PRESENT,
I AM SAILOR NEPTUNE!
>> (cackling)
>> OH, WHY DO YOU TWO
KEEP INTERFERING?
>> THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
>> WE DIDN'T REALLY COME HERE
TO HELP YOU.
>> TOO BAD.
THIS TIME, AGAIN, IT LOOKS LIKE
THERE'S NO PURE HEART CRYSTAL.
>> THEN, I FAILED!
CHAGARMA, I LEAVE YOU
TO CLEAN UP HERE.
DO WHAT YOU LIKE.
GET RID OF THEM ALL OR NOT,
BUT I'M OUT OF HERE.
>> HUH!
SHE'S ALWAYS LOOKING OUT
FOR NUMBER ONE,
BUT THAT'S NO BIG SURPRISE.
I'LL GET RID
OF THOSE PESTS MYSELF.
I'LL DESTROY THEM.
WHERE HAVE THEY GONE TO?
>> HUH?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
THEY'RE NOT HERE.
BUT I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
PINK SUGAR...
HEART...
ATTACK!
(blooping)
>> I'M WAITING TO BE SCARED.
>> (thinking)
HUH?
WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?
MAYBE I HAVE TO GET CLOSER.
ONE STEP AT A TIME...
>> AHH, HOW REFRESHING.
OOH!
AHH, STOP THAT!
IT HURTS!
>> OH, NO!
SAILOR MINI MOON
IS FIGHTING ALONE!
SERENA, QUICK!
COME AND HELP HER!
>> YEAH, I'M COMING.
WAIT.
MOON...
COSMIC...
POWER!
SAILOR MOON
DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO
()
SAILOR MOON
SAILOR MOON
>> SAILOR MINI MOON,
LEAVE IT TO ME!
>> HUH?
>> SORRY I'M SO LATE,
BUT NOW I'M HERE
AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR.
I FIGHT FOR LOVE
AND I FIGHT FOR JUSTICE.
I'M SAILOR MOON
AND I WILL PUNISH YOU
IN THE NAME OF THE MOON!
>> YOU'RE REALLY LATE, YOU KNOW.
>> WHAT?
IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU WENT AHEAD
AND RUSHED INTO THINGS.
>> SURE, BUT YOU'RE TOO FAT,
SAILOR GOOFBALL.
AHH!
>> I'M GOING TO TREAT YOU
TO A LITTLE TEA CEREMONY.
HERE, HAVE SOME!
HAVE SOME MORE!
DO YOU LIKE IT LIKE THAT?
(zapping)
ARRHHH!
TAKE THAT!
HAVE A NICE DRINK!
HOT TEA'S SO RELAXING!
>>> WHOA!
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
MY OWN BRAND OF HOSPITALITY?
OOH!
DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO
REFUSE ANOTHER BOWL OF TEA!
AHH!
HERE'S THE LAST ONE
YOU'LL EVER HAVE!
(clanking)
>> THE IDEA OF THE TEA CEREMONY
IS TO TREAT YOUR GUESTS
AS IF IT WERE
YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO DO SO.
DON'T SPOIL
THIS BEAUTIFUL TRADITION,
OR YOU'LL REGRET IT.
>>> IT'S TUXEDO MASK!
>> (cackling)
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE IN
THE POSITION TO GIVE ME LESSONS
IN THE ART OF TEA MAKING
AND HOSPITALITY.
YOU'LL HAVE TO ACCEPT
EXACTLY WHAT I OFFER,
AND WHEN I CHOOSE TO OFFER IT.
>> (gasping)
DO YOUR THING, SAILOR MOON!
>> HUH?
YEAH!
()
DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO
SAILOR MOON, SAILOR MOON
>> MOON...
SPIRAL...
HEART...
ATTACK!
SAILOR MOON
>> (cackling)
OH, NO, WAIT!
LET ME BE!
(shrieking)
(zapping)
(whooshing)
>> GOT HERE JUST IN TIME,
SAILOR MOON.
>> SAILOR MOON,
I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU... HUH?
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW...
THANK YOU.
>> THE LITTLE ONE DID A GOOD
JOB, TOO, DESPITE HER AGE.
>> THAT GIRL HAS
A REALLY GOOD HEART.
>> YOU KNOW, THIS TIME,
I'LL BECOME HER ASSISTANT.
>> (gasping)
WHY ARE AMARA AND MICHELLE
LEAVING ALREADY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
THEY JUST SEEM TO BE
IN A HURRY, TOO.
>> SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING.
>>> OHH!
>> I SAW A SAILOR SCOUT APPEAR
WHILE I WAS KNOCKED OUT,
AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS, LIKE,
TOTALLY STYLISH, YOU KNOW?
I'VE INVENTED
A NEW STYLE TEA CEREMONY.
I'M NOW SAILOR TAMAS ABORO.
I FIGHT FOR HOSPITALITY!
I FIGHT FOR GOOD MANNERS!
>>> (yelping)
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