Sailor Moon (North American Version)
Episode 97 "Tainted Tea Party"
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  WE'VE BEEN FAR TOO BUSY LATELY 
  PLANNING TO COME AND JOIN 
  WITH A NEW FLOOD OF HEART 
  SNATCHERS AND OTHER ENEMIES 
  TO START BABYSITTING YOU. 
  SO, WHETHER YOU'RE RINI 
  OR SAILOR MINI MOON, PLEASE 
  DON'T MAKE ANY MORE TROUBLE 
  FOR US THAN WE HAVE ALREADY. 
  I WON'T PUNISH YOU 
  UNLESS I HAVE TO. 
  () 
   FIGHTING EVIL 
   BY MOONLIGHT 
   WINNING LOVE 
   BY DAYLIGHT 
   NEVER RUNNING 
   FROM A REAL FIGHT 
   SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR MOON 
   SHE WILL NEVER TURN 
   HER BACK ON A FRIEND 
   SHE IS ALWAYS THERE 
   TO DEFEND 
   SHE IS THE ONE ON 
   WHOM WE CAN DEPEND 
   SHE'S THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR... 
   SAILOR VENUS! 
   SAILOR MERCURY! 
   SAILOR MARS! 
   SAILOR JUPITER! 
   THE SECRET POWERS 
   ARE SO NEW TO HER 
   SHE IS ONE 
   NAMED SAILOR MOON 
  () 
   FIGHTING EVIL 
   BY MOONLIGHT 
   WINNING LOVE 
   BY DAYLIGHT 
   WHEN THE SAILORS 
   GET TO HELP FIGHT 
   SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR MOON 
   SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR MOON 
   SHE IS THE ONE 
   SAILOR MOON!  
  >> HI, EVERYBODY. 
  I'M RINI, ALSO KNOWN AS 
  SAILOR MINI MOON. 
  I'VE COME BACK TO YOUR WORLD 
  OF THE 21st CENTURY 
  TO STUDY AND TRAIN AMONG 
  THE OTHER SAILOR SCOUTS. 
  I HOPE YOU'RE ALL GONNA GIVE ME 
  A HAND WHILE I'M HERE. 
  >> NO ONE WARNED US 
  YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME. 
  WHO SENT YOU LIKE THAT 
  WITHOUT WARNING? 
  >> MY MOM GAVE ME 
  A LETTER TO SHOW YOU. 
  I'VE GOT IT HERE WITH ME. 
  >> WELL, THEN, GIVE IT TO ME. 
  >> MINA, WHY DON'T YOU 
  READ IT ALOUD? 
  >> (yelling) 
  >> YEAH, OKAY, LET'S SEE. 
  THERE WE GO. 
  "WE APPRECIATE YOUR OFFER OF 
  COMPLETING THE TRAINING 
  OF OUR DEAR RINI. 
  WE ARE VERY GRATEFUL 
  AND HOPE YOU WILL LOOK AFTER 
  OUR DAUGHTER. 
  THANK YOU." 
  THAT'S IT. 
  >> REALLY? 
  THERE'S NO MORE? 
  >> AFTER ALL, 
  IT'S REALLY SURPRISING, 
  BECAUSE QUEEN SERENITY IS 
  VERY MUCH LIKE SERENA HERSELF. 
  >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? 
  >> YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT, LUNA. 
  JUST LOOK. 
  I READ THIS WITH 
  MY IMAGINATION. 
  >>> (gasping) 
  >> HOW COULD YOU READ IT? 
  IT'S NOTHING BUT SYMBOLS. 
  >> THERE ARE A FEW LETTERS, 
  BUT THEY'RE HALF ERASED. 
  >> YOU SHOULD TRY AND LOOK 
  IN THE DICTIONARY. 
  >> MAYBE SHE'S TOO LAZY 
  TO LOOK UP THE WORDS. 
  >> I KNEW SHE REALLY WAS SERENA. 
  >> ENOUGH! 
  WE HAVE TO THINK ABOUT 
  WHAT WE'LL DO WITH RINI, OKAY? 
  >> I WONDER WHAT KIND OF 
  TRAINING HER MOTHER HAD IN MIND? 
  >> IF SHE WANTS US TO TRAIN HER 
  IN THE WAYS OF PRINCESS, 
  IT'D BE POINTLESS 
  LEARNING FROM SERENA. 
  >> WHAT IF SHE LEARNS 
  ALL THE BAD HABITS 
  SERENA SEEMS TO KNOW? 
  >> THAT'S RIGHT. 
  THE FUTURE MARS TOLD ME 
  TO LOOK OUT AND WARNED ME 
  THAT SERENA WAS CARELESS 
  AND A BIT SELFISH AND CLUMSY. 
  >> AHHH! 
  RAYE! 
  >> I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! 
  IT WAS THE FUTURE MARS 
  WHO DID IT. 
  CUT IT OUT, SERENA! 
  >>> (screeching) 
  >> DON'T WORRY. 
  I'M VERY DIFFERENT FROM SERENA. 
  I'M NOT CLUMSY AT ALL. 
  >> IF THERE'S ANYTHING 
  WE CAN DO TO HELP, 
  DON'T HESITATE TO ASK, RINI. 
  >> THANKS! 
  I'LL GO OUT AND START 
  MY TRAINING NOW! 
  SEE YOU! 
  >>> HMM? 
  >> OH, THERE'S SOMETHING MORE 
  IN THAT LETTER. 
  IT SAYS: 
  "P.S. DEAR SERENA: 
  IN THE 21st CENTURY, 
  IT'S BEEN MY EXPERIENCE 
  THAT IT IS ALWAYS BEST TO 
  STUDY HARD WHEN ONE IS YOUNG, 
  AND I HOPE YOU FOLLOW 
  THIS PRINCIPLE." 
  >>> HUH? 
  >> THERE'S NO MORE. 
  >> AS IF SHE LIKES STUDYING. 
  >> I HATE STUDYING! 
  WAHH! 
  >> IT'S GREAT BEING 
  IN THE 21st CENTURY. 
  I CAN CRUISE THROUGH 
  MY STUDIES HERE. 
  >> (flashback) 
  LISTEN, MY LITTLE PRINCESS. 
  WHEN YOU TRAVEL TO 
  THE 21st CENTURY, THE MOST 
  IMPORTANT THING FOR YOU WILL BE 
  TO LEARN TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS. 
  >>YOU WANT ME TO MAKES FRIENDS? 
  >>THAT'S RIGHT. 
  YOU'LL SEE THAT THROUGH 
  SOME CHANCE MEETINGS, FATE WILL 
  BRING DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES 
  AND PRIZED FRIENDSHIPS. 
  >>> (children chattering) 
  >> HUH? 
  A VALUABLE FRIENDSHIP? 
  (toy squeaking) 
  OH! 
  (toy squeaking) 
  HMM... HUH? 
  (gasping) 
  (thinking) 
  COULD THIS BOY BE 
  A VALUABLE FRIENDSHIP? 
  UM, EXCUSE ME. 
  I FOUND THIS FIGURINE. 
  DOES IT BELONG TO YOU? 
  >> SURE, IT'S MINE. 
  DOES IT BOTHER YOU? 
  HE'LL BE YOUR FRIEND 
  IF YOU DANCE FOR IT. 
  >> (groaning) 
  >> WE COULD BOTH NAB 
  SOME SODA CANS, AND WE'LL 
  SHAKE THEM SO THE BUBBLES COULD 
  BURST ALL OVER. 
  >> UH... OH! 
  >> HEY, WHAT'S WRONG? 
  DID YOU HURT YOURSELF? 
  YOU SHOULDN'T RUN AWAY 
  LIKE THAT. 
  YOU SEE, YOU'LL ONLY 
  HURT YOUR KNEES. 
  IT'S OKAY. 
  STAY WHERE YOU ARE. 
  I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 
  >> OH! 
  >> AHH, I'M IN TROUBLE! 
  IN THE NAME OF THE MOON! 
  >> YOU'D BETTER HAVE 
  A GOOD EXPLANATION 
  WHEN WE GET HOME, SON! 
  >> IT'S ALL HER FAULT! 
  >> I'M GETTING YOU 
  A NEW UNDERWEAR NOW! 
  >> (thinking) 
  WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO MAKE 
  ASMANY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE, 
  BUT SHE SHOULD SEND ALONG 
  BETTER ONES. 
  HUH? 
  (gasping) 
  SHE LOOKS REALLY NICE! 
  HUH? 
  AW! 
  I THOUGHT SHE'D GONE 
  THROUGH HERE. 
  >> (Darien) 
  HI THERE, RINI! 
  >> DARIEN! 
  (laughing) 
  DARIEN, IT'S YOU! 
  I'VE COME TO THIS CENTURY 
  FOR SOME SPECIAL TRAINING, 
  YOU KNOW. 
  >> SOME TRAINING? 
  >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT MOM AND DAD 
  THINK WILL BE BEST FOR ME 
  IN THE FUTURE. 
  >> OHHH... 
  WELL, RINI, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW 
  THAT DARIEN WAS WITH ME FIRST! 
  OHH! 
  >> UH? 
  HE CAN BE WITH ME 
  FOR A LITTLE BIT. 
  >> NO WAY, LITTLE BRAT! 
  LEAVE HIM ALONE! 
  >> NO, I WANT 
  DARIEN TO CARRY ME AROUND! 
  >> STOP THAT, SERENA! 
  STOP IT! 
  >> I'LL GIVE YOU A NICE BIT 
  OF POPCORN, DARIEN. 
  >> LEAVE HIM ALONE! 
  GIVE IT TO ME! 
  >> EAT IT! 
  >> WELL, LOOKS LIKE 
  A COUPLE OF PARENTS WITH 
  AN OUT-OF-CONTROL KID. 
  HI THERE! 
  LONG TIME NO SEE, LITTLE RINI. 
  >> (Serena) 
  AMARA, MICHELLE! 
  >> FANTASTIC! 
  YOU'RE THE BEST COUSINS 
  IN THE WORLD! 
  >> OH, ZIP IT, RINI! 
  THEY'RE NOT YOUR REAL COUSINS. 
  YOU ALREADY HAVE 
  A COMPLETE FAMILY. 
  OOH... 
  AND BESIDES, YOU SEEM TO HAVE 
  FORGOTTEN I'M STILL YOUR REAL 
  MOTHER IN ANOTHER CENTURY. 
  >> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 
  IT'S GOTTA BE A MISTAKE! 
  I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE 
  MY MOTHER IN THE FUTURE! 
  ONLY DARIEN AS PRINCE. 
  >> YOU'VE GOTTA KNOW. 
  >> WHAT'S GOING ON? 
  >> UHH! 
  AHH! 
  CAN'T YOU STOP FIGHTING 
  EVEN FOR A MINUTE? 
  >>> (moaning) 
  >> (giggling) 
  WE WERE THINKING OF GOING 
  TO A TEA HOUSE. 
  WOULD YOU THREE LIKE 
  TO COME ALONG WITH US? 
  >> NO, THANKS, 
  MAYBE ANOTHER TIME. 
  >> OH, GREAT IDEA! 
  I'M DYING FOR 
  A NICE BOWL OF TEA. 
  I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT! 
  AND TO GO WITH THE TEA, MAYBE 
  A CAKE, AND SOME ICE CREAM, 
  OR SOME COOKIES! 
  OR MAYBE EVEN 
  A COUPLE OF PUDDINGS WITH 
  SOME NICE FRUIT, TOO! 
  >> HUH? 
  >> OOH... A TEA CEREMONY. 
  >>> HUH? 
  >> (gasping) 
  WOW, IT'S HER! 
  >> THAT'S TAMAS ABORO. 
  SHE'S THE PRINCIPAL OF 
  THE ABORO KOSHI SCHOOL, 
  WHERE THEY TEACH THE ART 
  OF PREPARING AND SERVING TEA. 
  >> I WELCOME YOU ALL 
  TO MY HUMBLE TEA HOUSE. 
  >> HMM? 
  HMM, HMM? 
  OHH! 
  >> THIS MUST BE FATE! 
  >> (laughing) 
  I LOVE TEA. 
  THE WHOLE CEREMONY OF PREPARING 
  AND SERVING IT IS SO RELAXING. 
  (chuckling) 
  MMM... 
  OHH! 
  DARN IT, IT'S TOO HOT! 
  I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 
  >> YES, IF YOU THINK 
  THE TEA MASTER IS THE ONE. 
  HMM... 
  EVERYTHING'S READY, DOCTOR. 
  >> GOOD. 
  THEN I'LL START PREPARING 
  A NEW DIAMOND POD 
  THAT FITS THE JOB PERFECTLY. 
  (laughing maniacally) 
  (machinery whirring) 
  (sizzling) 
  >> CHAGARMA! 
  >> (Serena groaning) 
  (thinking) 
  HOW CAN THEY STAND IT? 
  MY FEET ARE KILLING ME. 
  MY LEGS HURT. 
  MY FEET ARE COMPLETELY NUMB 
  BY NOW. 
  I CAN'T STAND IT. 
  LET'S GO HOME. 
  >> YOU'RE SUCH A CRYBABY, 
  SERENA. 
  >> (groaning) 
  >> (Amara) 
  YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL, RINI. 
  YOU'RE ACTING MORE GROWN-UP 
  THAN SERENA. 
  >> OH, WOW, I LOVE CANDIES! 
  THEY'RE SO NICE! 
  I COULD EAT A WHOLE DOZEN! 
  HMM? 
  >> (humming) 
  >> AWW... 
  (gasping) 
  >> (giggling) 
  (laughing) 
  WAHH! 
  WHOOOO! 
  OHHH... 
  WHOA! 
  (yelping) 
  (gasping) 
  >>> WAHHH! 
  >> IF YOU'RE NOT 
  COMFORTABLE LIKE THAT, 
  YOU CAN STRETCH YOUR LEGS. 
  >> (giggling) 
  NO, THANKS. 
  I'M OKAY LIKE THAT. 
  >> HMM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE 
  SOMETHING DIFFERENT NOW? 
  AHHH... 
  >> SHE'S A TRUE TEA MASTER. 
  >> SHE HAS A KIND 
  AND TRUE HEART, DOESN'T SHE? 
  >>> HUH? 
  >> THE MASTER IS TRYING TO MAKE 
  US RELAX BECAUSE SHE KNOWS 
  THE TEA CEREMONY SEEMS VERY LONG 
  AND INTENSE FOR FIRST-TIMERS. 
  >> IT'S PRETTY RISKY TO DO 
  A JUGGLING ACT WITH 
  AN ANTIQUE BOWL. 
  THAT MUST BE WORTH 
  AN ABSOLUTE FORTUNE. 
  >> (gasping) 
  WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT 
  WITH A FORTUNE? 
  >> THERE'S NOTHING 
  TO WORRY ABOUT. 
  >> NO, NO, NO! 
  STOP, STOP, PLEASE! 
  IT'S FAR TOO VALUABLE! 
  STOP! 
  I CAN'T WATCH! 
  WHOA! 
  AHHH! 
  >> AHH! 
  >> UHH! 
  >> OH! 
  >>> HUH? 
  >> (Serena groaning) 
  >> WE'RE REALLY SORRY! 
  >> YES, EXCUSE US! 
  >> THAT WAS REALLY AWFUL. 
  YOU ACTED SO DITZY IN THERE, 
  AND YOU MADE US ALL LOOK 
  RIDICULOUS IN FRONT OF 
  THE MASTER. 
  YOU'RE AWFUL, SERENA. 
  >> I KNOW. 
  I MADE SUCH A FOOL OF MYSELF IN 
  FRONT OF AMARA AND MICHELLE. 
  >> THAT'S TOTALLY YOUR PROBLEM. 
  >> OOH, LITTLE NERD! 
  >> SERENA... 
  >> OOH... 
  >> I GUESS YOU LIKE TAMAS ABORO, 
  DON'T YOU, RINI? 
  >> HMM? 
  UHH... 
  WELL, YOU SEE, MY MOTHER TOLD ME 
  BEFORE I LEFT HER: MAKE FRIENDS 
  WITH AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN 
  IN THE 21st CENTURY. 
  SO MANY NEW ACQUAINTANCES COULD 
  BRING ME INVALUABLE FRIENDSHIP. 
  >> IS THAT RIGHT? 
  I IMAGINE THAT IN THE WORLD 
  YOU LIVE IN IN THE FUTURE, 
  YOU MIGHT HAVE 
  VERY FEW FRIENDS TO PLAY WITH. 
  >> WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO 
  BEFORE, RINI? 
  I WOULD HAVE HELPED YOU MEET 
  NEW PEOPLE. 
  >> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 
  YOU WOULD HAVE ONLY MADE THINGS 
  A BIG MESS. 
  >> OOH... 
  >> SERENA, COME ON! 
  TAKE IT EASY! 
  NOW WE KNOW WHY SHE'S HERE. 
  RINI, GIVE SERENA A CHANCE. 
  YOU SHOULD BOTH MAKE UP 
  AND BE FRIENDS AGAIN. 
  >> HUH? 
  >> HMM? 
  >>> HMM. 
  >> YOU SEE? 
  I'LL LEARN TO WALK 
  AND WEAR THE KIMONO 
  TO IMPRESS HER. 
  >> TRY NOT TO GET 
  MY KIMONO DIRTY ALREADY. 
  >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 
  YOU LENT IT TO ME BECAUSE YOU 
  DON'T WEAR IT ANYMORE. 
  >> I STILL DON'T WANT 
  YOU TO MESS IT UP JUST 
  SO YOU CAN IMPRESS A MASTER! 
  >> I WANNA BE TAKEN ON 
  AS A STUDENT AT HER SCHOOL. 
  >> WELL, IT'S MINE! 
  (gasping) 
  EUCHIAL! 
  >>> (gasping) 
  SHE'S JUST GONE INTO 
  TAMAS ABORO'S HOUSE! 
  UHH... UHH... WAH! 
  >> LUNA! 
  >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING LIKE THAT? 
  >> I'M STUCK! 
  IT'S TOO SMALL 
  TO GET THROUGH THERE! 
  HELP ME! 
  >> NO WONDER YOU'RE STUCK. 
  YOU EAT SWEETS TOO MUCH, SERENA. 
  >> THAT'S NOT MUCH HELP! 
  GRAB AND PULL! 
  (screeching) 
  >> OH, NO! 
  I'LL HAVE TO WORK 
  ON THESE STOPS! 
  (crashing) 
  >> (gasp) 
  >> WOW, I THINK 
  I RAN OFF THE ROAD. 
  >> ARE YOU OKAY? 
  WHO ARE YOU? 
  >> CAPTURE! 
  >> AHH! 
  (screaming) 
  >> TRANSFORM NOW! 
  MOON PRISM POWER! 
  WUH... UHH! 
  UHH! 
  >> OH, THAT WAS EASY. 
  >> NO! 
  >> HUH? 
  >> I'LL NEVER LET YOU STEAL 
  TAMAS ABORO'S HEART, YOU FIEND! 
  I'M APPRENTICE SAILOR SCOUT! 
  I STAND FOR JUSTICE! 
  I STAND FOR LOVE! 
  I'M SAILOR MINI MOON! 
  >> COME OUT, HEART SNATCHER! 
  >> I'LL PUNISH YOU IN THE NAME 
  OF THE MOON OF THE FUTURE! 
  >> WHAT'S THAT YOU SAID? 
  >> I'LL PUNISH YOU IN THE NAME 
  OF THE MOON OF THE FUTURE! 
  >> AND I SHOULD BE AFRAID? 
  HA! 
  >> CHAGARMA! 
  >> GET OUT OF HERE 
  AND GET RID OF THAT LITTLE PEST. 
  >> OOH! 
  OHH! 
  >> (yelping) 
  AHH! 
  UHH! 
  >> QUICK, CHAGARMA, 
  SNATCH THAT HEART CRYSTAL! 
  >> WORLD... SHAKING! 
  >> HUH? 
  UHH! 
  >> NEPTUNE DEEP SUBMERGE! 
  >> UHH! 
  >> OHH! 
  >> OUT OF THE FUTURE, 
  INTO THE PRESENT! 
  I FIGHT FOR JUSTICE! 
  I'M SAILOR URANUS! 
  >> OUT OF THE OCEANS OF 
  THE FUTURE AND INTO THE PRESENT, 
  I AM SAILOR NEPTUNE! 
  >> (cackling) 
  >> OH, WHY DO YOU TWO 
  KEEP INTERFERING? 
  >> THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. 
  >> WE DIDN'T REALLY COME HERE 
  TO HELP YOU. 
  >> TOO BAD. 
  THIS TIME, AGAIN, IT LOOKS LIKE 
  THERE'S NO PURE HEART CRYSTAL. 
  >> THEN, I FAILED! 
  CHAGARMA, I LEAVE YOU 
  TO CLEAN UP HERE. 
  DO WHAT YOU LIKE. 
  GET RID OF THEM ALL OR NOT, 
  BUT I'M OUT OF HERE. 
  >> HUH! 
  SHE'S ALWAYS LOOKING OUT 
  FOR NUMBER ONE, 
  BUT THAT'S NO BIG SURPRISE. 
  I'LL GET RID 
  OF THOSE PESTS MYSELF. 
  I'LL DESTROY THEM. 
  WHERE HAVE THEY GONE TO? 
  >> HUH? 
  WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 
  THEY'RE NOT HERE. 
  BUT I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 
  PINK SUGAR... 
  HEART... 
  ATTACK! 
  (blooping) 
  >> I'M WAITING TO BE SCARED. 
  >> (thinking) 
  HUH? 
  WHY ISN'T IT WORKING? 
  MAYBE I HAVE TO GET CLOSER. 
  ONE STEP AT A TIME... 
  >> AHH, HOW REFRESHING. 
  OOH! 
  AHH, STOP THAT! 
  IT HURTS! 
  >> OH, NO! 
  SAILOR MINI MOON 
  IS FIGHTING ALONE! 
  SERENA, QUICK! 
  COME AND HELP HER! 
  >> YEAH, I'M COMING. 
  WAIT. 
  MOON... 
  COSMIC... 
  POWER! 
   SAILOR MOON 
   DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO 
  () 
   SAILOR MOON 
   SAILOR MOON  
  >> SAILOR MINI MOON, 
  LEAVE IT TO ME! 
  >> HUH? 
  >> SORRY I'M SO LATE, 
  BUT NOW I'M HERE 
  AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR. 
  I FIGHT FOR LOVE 
  AND I FIGHT FOR JUSTICE. 
  I'M SAILOR MOON 
  AND I WILL PUNISH YOU 
  IN THE NAME OF THE MOON! 
  >> YOU'RE REALLY LATE, YOU KNOW. 
  >> WHAT? 
  IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU WENT AHEAD 
  AND RUSHED INTO THINGS. 
  >> SURE, BUT YOU'RE TOO FAT, 
  SAILOR GOOFBALL. 
  AHH! 
  >> I'M GOING TO TREAT YOU 
  TO A LITTLE TEA CEREMONY. 
  HERE, HAVE SOME! 
  HAVE SOME MORE! 
  DO YOU LIKE IT LIKE THAT? 
  (zapping) 
  ARRHHH! 
  TAKE THAT! 
  HAVE A NICE DRINK! 
  HOT TEA'S SO RELAXING! 
  >>> WHOA! 
  >> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 
  MY OWN BRAND OF HOSPITALITY? 
  OOH! 
  DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO 
  REFUSE ANOTHER BOWL OF TEA! 
  AHH! 
  HERE'S THE LAST ONE 
  YOU'LL EVER HAVE! 
  (clanking) 
  >> THE IDEA OF THE TEA CEREMONY 
  IS TO TREAT YOUR GUESTS 
  AS IF IT WERE 
  YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO DO SO. 
  DON'T SPOIL 
  THIS BEAUTIFUL TRADITION, 
  OR YOU'LL REGRET IT. 
  >>> IT'S TUXEDO MASK! 
  >> (cackling) 
  I DON'T THINK YOU'RE IN 
  THE POSITION TO GIVE ME LESSONS 
  IN THE ART OF TEA MAKING 
  AND HOSPITALITY. 
  YOU'LL HAVE TO ACCEPT 
  EXACTLY WHAT I OFFER, 
  AND WHEN I CHOOSE TO OFFER IT. 
  >> (gasping) 
  DO YOUR THING, SAILOR MOON! 
  >> HUH? 
  YEAH! 
  () 
   DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO 
   SAILOR MOON, SAILOR MOON 
  >> MOON... 
  SPIRAL... 
  HEART... 
  ATTACK! 
   SAILOR MOON  
  >> (cackling) 
  OH, NO, WAIT! 
  LET ME BE! 
  (shrieking) 
  (zapping) 
  (whooshing) 
  >> GOT HERE JUST IN TIME, 
  SAILOR MOON. 
  >> SAILOR MOON, 
  I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU... HUH? 
  >> WHAT IS IT? 
  >> WELL, YOU KNOW... 
  THANK YOU. 
  >> THE LITTLE ONE DID A GOOD 
  JOB, TOO, DESPITE HER AGE. 
  >> THAT GIRL HAS 
  A REALLY GOOD HEART. 
  >> YOU KNOW, THIS TIME, 
  I'LL BECOME HER ASSISTANT. 
  >> (gasping) 
  WHY ARE AMARA AND MICHELLE 
  LEAVING ALREADY? 
  >> I DON'T KNOW. 
  THEY JUST SEEM TO BE 
  IN A HURRY, TOO. 
  >> SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING. 
  >>> OHH! 
  >> I SAW A SAILOR SCOUT APPEAR 
  WHILE I WAS KNOCKED OUT, 
  AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS, LIKE, 
  TOTALLY STYLISH, YOU KNOW? 
  I'VE INVENTED 
  A NEW STYLE TEA CEREMONY. 
  I'M NOW SAILOR TAMAS ABORO. 
  I FIGHT FOR HOSPITALITY! 
  I FIGHT FOR GOOD MANNERS! 
  >>> (yelping) 
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